Get your GOAT On

Goat VIBES Only

Horns Up, Smiles Out

Everyday is better with Goats

Totes MaGoats, where the GOATS are literally the Goats

Get your GOAT On Goat VIBES Only Horns Up, Smiles Out Everyday is better with Goats Totes MaGoats, where the GOATS are literally the Goats

Who Are These Silly Farmers?

  • We believe in keeping things simple, fresh, fun, ethical, and most of all silly. Keeping smiles on everyone’s and every animal’s face is our top priority.

  • Integrity, compassion, ethical farming, and humor shape the way we work. These aren't just words—they’re the foundation of who we are.

  • Established in 2019, our little farm has continued to grow with open arms, open hearts, a lot of struggle, and a whole lot of laughter.

    We currently tend to chickens, ducks, and goats. However, we also take in livestock that others are unable to care for any longer.

    Nestled in North Central Florida, moments away from the most beautiful natural springs and pastures Florida has to offer, we aim to bring not only ethical farming but love to all our animals.

Our Services

Five baby goats, or kids, walking on a dirt and straw-covered ground inside a barn or pen.
  • Our cute little free-range ladies have free range to walk, run, “fly”, hunt, peck, eat, and drink at their leisure.

    Farm fresh eggs are known for being fresher and often more nutritious than store-bought eggs because they come from hens with better diets (more greens, bugs) and outdoor access, resulting in richer yolks, thicker shells, and better flavor, plus they often retain their natural protective "bloom".  

    Stay tuned for live Chicken Camera Feed!

    *Not for human consumption

  • Our cute big free-range girls free- have free range to waddle, swim, quack, peck, eat, and drink at their leisure.

    *Not for human consumption

  • Stay tuned for additional information AND LIVE GOAT CAMERA FEED!

Featured Products

Farmhouse Soy Scented Candle — 4oz & 9oz
from $20.00
Warm, simple, and thoughtfully made — these hand-poured soy candles bring small moments of calm into everyday life. Made from 100% natural, USA-farmed soy wax and a 100% cotton eco-wick, each amber or clear glass jar holds a clean-burning scent designed to wrap a room in cozy familiarity. Choose from seasonal spice blends, fresh botanicals, bright citrus, or an unscented option for soft, natural light. The reusable glass jar and non-toxic formula make these candles easy on the senses and the planet. Light one while reading, winding down after work, or gathering friends for low-key evenings — the steady glow and layered fragrances create the kind of atmosphere that feels like home.

Available in two sizes: 9oz (approx. 50–60 hours burn) or 4oz (approx. 25–30 hours burn). Meets ASTM standards.

Product features
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed)
- 100% cotton eco-wick for clean, steady burn
- Two sizes: 9oz (50–60 hrs) and 4oz (25–30 hrs)
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic formula; no parabens, phthalates, or synthetic dyes
- Reusable amber or clear glass jar with black lid (permanent adhesive label)

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers Medium Roast Coffee - Rock Creek Coffee Blend
$25.00

The Rock Creek Coffee Blend was made to be your new daily pick-me-up! This 12oz pack boasts a medium roast, delivering a delightful fusion of toffee, dark chocolate, and citrus flavors. With tasting notes reminiscent of sweet orange, chocolate, and brown sugar. Sourced from the lush region of Central America, this blend is perfect for brewing in your drip coffee maker, pour-over, espresso machine, Moka Pot, or even a refreshing cold brew. Whether you prefer whole bean or ground, we've got you covered. 

 Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US. More info here.


.: Size: 12oz (340g)
.: Medium roast
.: Tasting notes of toffee, dark chocolate, citrus
.: Growing region: Central America
.: Whole bean or ground options available
.: Roasted in the USA
.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
.: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada
.: Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US

Totes MaGoats Hat - Under Armour®
$40.00
Elevate your performance and style with this classic dad hat from Under Armour®, designed for comfort and durability. The built-in HeatGear® sweatband wicks away moisture, making this hat ideal for hot summers and dynamic workouts.

• 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Embroidered Under Armour® label on the left side
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved visor
• Adjustable cloth strap closure
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Totes MaGoats - Unisex Adult Performance T-Shirt
from $35.00
Stay cool, dry, and confident even during the most intense activities in this unisex performance crew neck t-shirt. Made from premium, moisture-wicking fabric with odor resistance, stain release, and UV protection, this shirt’s perfect for going to the gym, playing sports, hiking, or any other activity.

• 100% premium polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz/yd² (68 g/m²)
• Soft, moisture-wicking fabric
• Fade and snag resistant
• Relaxed fit
• UPF44+ protection
• Reinforced shoulder seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti and Mexico

Important: This product is available only in the US, except for US territories such as Puerto Rico, Guam, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and Northern Mariana Islands.

Disclaimers:
• Please note that the prints on the t-shirt may have variations in texture and appearance. This is due to a natural byproduct of the printing process called glycol, a nearly-clear glossy substance that may give the print a shinier appearance where present. Glycol is water-soluble/miscible, so washing the garment will easily remove it.
• Due to the heat press used in the printing process, there may be some shading around the print area on darker-colored t-shirts. We recommend washing the garment to help mitigate any temporary color changes caused by the heat press.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Farmers Market
Gainesville, FL

We’re Not Kidding — These Goats Are Awesome.

Colorful cartoon logo for Totes MaGoats Farm featuring three cheerful goats, one wearing sunglasses, one with a hat, and one giving a thumbs-up, with a bright sun in the background.

Check out our store and rep the GOAT of all goat merchandise!